no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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