Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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