If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
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You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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