whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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