No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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