so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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