so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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