Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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