One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
