I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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