Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
