i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
