Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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