I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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