party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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