tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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