ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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