Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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