I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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