how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Randomize
