Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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