Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
