do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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