I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Randomize
