The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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