Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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