turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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