why didn't you poke me back
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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