Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You've changed since you got that strap on
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I had to cum in my sink.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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