Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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