fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i wish my penis had a tongue
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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