At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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