1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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