We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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