You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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