Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
lets start a swedish sibling band together
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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