So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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