what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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