But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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