If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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