smell my finger.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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