I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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