I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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