after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Randomize
