It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I love you.
Bad choice
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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