jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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