Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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