I wannas sexs uuuuu
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
