so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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