I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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