are you still at the devil's house?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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