Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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