Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
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Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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