Me. At least after what I've been through.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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